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Title: Densan Artificially-Made Christmas
Based On: "Kentucky Homemade Christmas" By Kenny Rogers
By: Master-sama
cless_alvein_forever@hotmail.com
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They blew up the Sci-lab last summer, we're gettin' by on firewalls
It's Christmas Eve, I'm drivin' home, not a zenny to my name
That day is almost on me, a day I'm almost dreading
No new chips to recieve, but there'll be Christmas that's fo' sho'
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Desan
Just PETs and chips I fashioned
With my Ro-o-o-ockman
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Densan
Our civilized and high-tech artificially-made love
God's awesome gi-ift from up above
Make up the artificially-made Christmas of
This un-wealthy Densan dude
There's a brand new rare-chip with a metal alloy
Gleamin' in the window down at Higure's store
My wide eyed little Netto-kun, his face pressed to the window
Too young for knowin' what it means to be so un-wealthy
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Desan
Just PETs and chips I fashioned
With my Ro-o-o-ockman
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Densan
Our civilized and high-tech artificially-made love
God's awesome gi-ift from up above
Make up the artificially-made Christmas of
This un-wealthy Densan dude
Chibi Meiru ain't no baby, hell she turns twelve in April
She's been thinking' 'bout that Tron doll in the window for half her life
She's old enough to notice that it ain't never comin'
I'd damn near rob a navi to get that chip and dolly
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Desan
Just PETs and chips I fashioned
With my Ro-o-o-ockman
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Densan
Our civilized and high-tech artificially-made love
God's awesome gi-ift from up above
Make up the artificially-made Christmas of
This un-wealthy Densan dude
It's just another artificially-made Christmas i-in Desan
Just PETs and chips I fashioned
With my Ro-o-o-ockman
It's just another artificially-made Christmas in [fade]