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Title: Axl Got Run Over By A Maverick (Sung by Dr. Light)

Based On: Grandma Got Run over By a Reindeer

By: Robert Frederick

RobeerG7@aol.com

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Axl got run over by a Maverick
Walking Back home from Neo Arcadia .
You can say there's no such thing as Sigma,
But as for X and Zero, They believe.

he'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd left his mega buster,
So he stumbled out the base into the snow.

When they found him the next mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were blast prints on his forehead,
And incriminatin' Gate marks on his back.
Axl got run over by a Maverick
Walking back home from Neo Arcadia.
You can say there's no such thing as Sigma,
But as for X and Zero, They believe.

Now were all so proud of Zero,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there slashin' mavericks,
slicin' Hi-Max and shootin' mets with cousin Dell.

It's not Christmas without Axl.
Even X is dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?

Axl got run over by a Maverick
Walking back home from Neo Arcadia.
You can say there's no such thing as Sigma,
But as for X and Zero, They believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the reploids dressed in vests.
And a Red and Dark Black candle,
That would just have matched the Armor on Axl's chest.

I've warned X and even Iris.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a Maverick who drives a X bike and uses elves.

Axl got run over by a Maverick
Walking back home from Neo Arcadia.
You can say there's no such thing as Sigma,
But as for X and Zero, They believe.