Rockman / Megaman belongs to Capcom. This song parody was created for the Tri-Monthly Contest at Rockman.exe Online. Please do not post this fiction anywhere without the author's permission.
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Title: Elecman's Christmas Carol
Based On: Frosty the Snowman
By: Yue-chan
Klani@myway.com
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It was christmas eve and everyone had gathered together at Yue-chan's house, mainly because it was large enough to hold all the people involved in the christmas party that was being thrown. The house was festively decorated, and noise filled the rooms as everyone chatted with one another. Mik-chan was in the kitchen helping make dinner, and helping her was Meiru and Yaito. Aoi was doing her best to scare Masa, and quite frankly she was doing a good job. Netto and Enzan (A/N: I had to put this pair in here ^^) were curled up on the couch watching tv, and everyone else was off doing various things, making sure that they stayed away from the large pen that held Yue-chan's flock of turkeys.
"Why is everyone so afraid of those dumb birds anyway?" Dekao asked.
"Because," Mik-chan called from the kitchen, "they eat anything and everything. Including people."
"Are you serious," Dekao asked.
"You want to find out?" Aoi asked, raising an eyebrow?
Dekao flinched. "No, no I don't." And he proceeded to avoid the pen like everyone else.
"Okay everyone! Time for christmas carols!" Yue-chan said loudly, coming down the stairs dressed like an elf. "And I wrote a special one for Wiley to sing."
Dr.Wiley, who was currently tied to a chair, complements of Masa and Netto, glared at Yue-chan.
"And what makes you think I would submit myself to such a thing?" the old man growled.
"Well, its either that, feed you to the turkeys, or show everyone this tape I have of you doing 'Dancing to the Oldies with Richard Simmons'. Take your pick."
Everyone in the room began to snicker. Trust Yue-chan to have some sort of blackmail handy to get what she wanted.
"Very well," Wiley growled. "Have it your way."
"Great!" Yue-chan exclaimed. "This one was something I wrote to honor Elecman. And my way of honoring someone is a little bit...twisted."
"Oh dear lord," Elecman groaned. "Now I'm worried."
Yue-chan ignored this comment and placed the music in front of Wiley, then sat down at the piano. She paused for a moment, then began to play. Once she began to play, Wiley began to sing.
"Elecman the Hellspawn,
was a very evil navi.
With bright red eyes and yellow stripes,
and a laugh beyond compare.
Elecman the Hellspawn,
had a very evil stare,
Saying, "Coming on pal, I want to fight right now!
Come catch me if you dare!"
Sparkity spark spark
Sparkity spark spark
Look at Wiley run!
Sparkity spark spark
Sparkity spark spark
Elecman's havin fun!
There must have been a virus in the programming they found,
for when they placed it in his hands he began to thrash around!
Sparkity spark spark
Sparkity spark spark
Look at Wiley run!
Sparkity spark spark
Sparkity spark spark
Elecman's having fun!"
The song ended very suddenly. Everyone in the house was silent. All eyes were on Yue-chan and Wiley. Finally it was Netto who broke the silence.
"I don't know which was worse, Yue-chan's song, or Wiley's singing."
"Yeah, but at least you weren't the one they were singing about," Elecman replied. His face was a bright red from embarassment.
"Wanna hear another one?" Yue-chan asked, oblivious to the negative comments.
All together everyone shouted "NO!"
"Well, Yue-chan huffed, "a Merry Christmas to all of you, too."
~End~