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Title: Netto Got Run Over By A Reindeer
Based On: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
By: Zak (Harpuia-kun)
Harpuia-kun@neoarcadia.com
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Netto got run over by a reindeer,
Coming home from Meiru's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Rockman, we believe.
He'd been drinking too much eggnog,
And we'd begged him not to go!
But he'd left his medication,
So he stumbeled out the door into the snow!
When they found him Christmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on his folder,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on his PET.
Ohh,
Netto got run over by a reindeer,
Coming home from Meiru's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Rockman, we believe.
Now we're all so proud of Rockman,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there havin' net fights,
Using chips on poor old Blues, and raisin' hell.
It's not Christmas without Netto,
All the Navis dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder,
Should we give away his chips or send them back?
Ohh,
Netto got run over by a reindeer,
Coming home from Meiru's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Rockman, we believe.
I've warned all the towns and centers,
Better watch out for yourselves.
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves!
Ohh,
Netto got run over by a reindeer,
Coming home from Meiru's Christmas Eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Rockman, we believe!
But as for me and Rockman, we believe!