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Title: Enzan Got Run Over by a Reindeer!

Based On: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

By: Arison-chan

Healing_Whitemagic@hotmail.com

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Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...

Enzan: *walking* Dumdedumdumdo...
Reindeer: ... >D! *runs over Enzan*
Enzan: Ahhhh~!
Reindeer: Mwahahaha!
Enzan: .... X____X

You may say thereís no such thing as Santa....

Netto: Noooooooooooooooooooo! Santaaaaaaa! Itís lies, I tell you, all lies!

But as for me and Netto, we believe....

Netto: *puts on a little Santa Hat* ^___^
Rockman: .... *sigh*

Heíd been gloating about his victory....
For defeating Hikari Netto...

Enzan: Hah! In your face, Hikari! >D
Netto: ;___; Nooooo! Enzan, why canít we just be friends?

But he didnít head our warnings....
And the reindeer got him outside in the snow...

Reindeer: So, itíll be twenty bucks to run over this guy.
Meiru: WHAT?!?
Reindeer: Hey, Iím a busy man! Er... reindeer.

When we found him Christmas morning...
At the scene of the attack...

Netto: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Enzaaaannn! ;______;
Enzan: Umm... Iím not dead...
Netto: You shall live on in our minds, Enzan! *grabs Enzan*
Enzan: But... Iím still alive...
Netto: I guess Iíll just have to take the prize for first place...
Enzan: O___O!!!

He had hoof prints on his forehead...
And his PET was scattered across his back.

Blues: ...shouldnít I be dead, then?

Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...

Enzan: *walking* Dumde-hey, didnít we already do this?
Reindeer: Ummm.... no? *runs over Enzan*
Enzan: ..... >_______O

You can say thereís no such thing as Santa....

Netto: Itís not TURE, dammit! Santa DOES exist, he DOES!!!!

But as for me and Netto, we believe...

Netto: *writes the words ďI BELIEVE!!!!Ē on a sign with a black marker and walks around in a circle*
Rockman: ..... Netto-kun....
Enzan: Youíre an idiot, Hikari.
Netto: Arenít you supposed to be dead?
Arison: ...>.> ..... <.<.... Shush. *hits Netto with a hammer*

Now weíre all so proud of Netto...
Heís been taking this so well....

Netto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
ENZANNNNN!!! ;__________________________; It canít end like this! Iíll never forget you!
Rockman: ..... .___. Netto-kun....

See him in there watching Baseball...
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel...

Netto: *hick* MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
Rockman: Umm.... Netto-kun, arenít you too young to be drinking?
Netto: Oh right....
Meiru: And since when did you have a cousin named Mel?
Arison: It went with the song. *kills Meiru*
Meiru: x______X
Arison: ^^

Itís not Christmas without Enzan...

Yaito: Enzan? Enzan who?

All the familyís dressed in black...

Roll: Nooooo! My perfect pink outfiiiiit!!!! ;___________; *cries*
Meiru: Does this dress make me look fat?
Arison: Yes. *kills Meiru again*
Meiru: ...X_____X

But we just canít help but wonder...
Should we open up his gifts, or send them back?

Yatio, Meiru, Dekao and Roll: SEND THEM BACK!!!!!

Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...

Enzan: Alright, now I KNOW weíve done this before.
Yaito: And?
Meiru: So?
Enzan: .... damn you.
Reindeer: *shrug* ^^ *runs over Enzan again*
Enzan: *sigh* x_______XXX

You can say thereís no such thing as Santa....

Netto: *twitchtwitch* >_____O SANTA IS REAL I TELL YOU!!! REEAAALLL!!!
Rockman: Netto-kun, I think you need helo...

But as for me and Netto, we believe...

Netto: *still walking around with the sign chanting* Santa exists! Santa exists! Santa exists!
Rockman: Netto-kun, I think we need to go see Papa...

Now Dekaoís eating the goose...

Dekao: *eating the goose* *looks up* Who? Me? Iím not eating the goose... no, of course Iím not...

And the pudding made of fig...

Dekao: Mmm..... fig.... I mean... Hey! I am not!
Masa: Goose? Fig?! You should be eating FISH! Kids, get plenty of beef over the holidays!

And the black and white candles...
That would just have matched the hair on Enzanís wig...

Netto: *pulls Enzanís hair off* Gasp! It IS fake! I never would have guessed!

Iíve warned all my friends and neighbours...
Better watch out for ourselves...

Netto: I have friends and neighbours besides Meiru, Dekao, Yaito and Tohru?

Better watch out for yourselves! ...

Netto: Iím telling you, a Reindeer killed Enzan!
Yaito: Whatís a Reindeer?

They should never give a license...
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves....

Meiru: Wait, donít we live in Japan? Is there even Christmas in Japan?
Arison: Your point? *kills Meiru again*
Meiru: >___O

Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix....

Enzan: *sigh* Must we do this again?
Everyone: Yes.
Enzan: .______.
Reindeer: *runs over Enzan*
Enzan: x____x

You can say thereís no such thing as Santa....

Netto: Alright, FINE!!! Santa DOESNíT exist!!! Are you happy?!?!?!
Santa: *walks by* Hohohoho! Merry Christmas!
Netto: .... >_____O

But as for me and Netto, we believe...

Netto: *twiddles thumbs*
Rockman: ... O__O
Netto: What?
Rockman: Nothing....

Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...

Enzan: Last time?
Reindeer: Yep.
Enzan: Promise?
Reindeer: Yep. *runs over Enzan*

You can say thereís no such thing as Santa...

Netto: But!! Butbutbutbutbutbut!!! HE JUST WALKED RIGHT BY!!!
Everyone: *blinks* Who?
Netto: .... ;__________________; No one believes me...

But as for me and Netto, we believe...

Rockman: ...SANTA EXISTS!!! HE DOES!
Netto: O___o Rockman? Are you alright?

Sing it, Netto!

Netto: *walks in with a Karioke microphone*
Everyone: O___O!!!
Netto: *starts to sing the lyrics*
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...

Enzan: Hey, I thought you said that was the last time!
Reindeer: I lied. *runs over Enzan*
Enzan: X__________________________X I hate you.

You can say thereís no such thing as Santa...

Netto: Santa is real! He is!

But as for me and Netto, we believe...

Netto: I'm not saying it.
Rockman: O___O Netto-kun, are you feeling alright?

Enzan got run over by a Reindeer....
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...
You can say thereís no such things as Santa....
But as for me and Netto, we beliiiiiiieeeeeevvveee....!

Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS!