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Title: Enzan Got Run Over by a Reindeer!
Based On: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
By: Arison-chan
Healing_Whitemagic@hotmail.com
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Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...
Enzan: *walking* Dumdedumdumdo...
Reindeer: ... >D! *runs over Enzan*
Enzan: Ahhhh~!
Reindeer: Mwahahaha!
Enzan: .... X____X
You may say there’s no such thing as Santa....
Netto: Noooooooooooooooooooo! Santaaaaaaa! It’s lies, I tell you, all lies!
But as for me and Netto, we believe....
Netto: *puts on a little Santa Hat* ^___^
Rockman: .... *sigh*
He’d been gloating about his victory....
For defeating Hikari Netto...
Enzan: Hah! In your face, Hikari! >D
Netto: ;___; Nooooo! Enzan, why can’t we just be friends?
But he didn’t head our warnings....
And the reindeer got him outside in the snow...
Reindeer: So, it’ll be twenty bucks to run over this guy.
Meiru: WHAT?!?
Reindeer: Hey, I’m a busy man! Er... reindeer.
When we found him Christmas morning...
At the scene of the attack...
Netto: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Enzaaaannn! ;______;
Enzan: Umm... I’m not dead...
Netto: You shall live on in our minds, Enzan! *grabs Enzan*
Enzan: But... I’m still alive...
Netto: I guess I’ll just have to take the prize for first place...
Enzan: O___O!!!
He had hoof prints on his forehead...
And his PET was scattered across his back.
Blues: ...shouldn’t I be dead, then?
Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...
Enzan: *walking* Dumde-hey, didn’t we already do this?
Reindeer: Ummm.... no? *runs over Enzan*
Enzan: ..... >_______O
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa....
Netto: It’s not TURE, dammit! Santa DOES exist, he DOES!!!!
But as for me and Netto, we believe...
Netto: *writes the words “I BELIEVE!!!!” on a sign with a black marker and walks around in a circle*
Rockman: ..... Netto-kun....
Enzan: You’re an idiot, Hikari.
Netto: Aren’t you supposed to be dead?
Arison: ...>.> ..... <.<.... Shush. *hits Netto with a hammer*
Now we’re all so proud of Netto...
He’s been taking this so well....
Netto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
ENZANNNNN!!! ;__________________________; It can’t end like this! I’ll never forget you!
Rockman: ..... .___. Netto-kun....
See him in there watching Baseball...
Drinking beer and playing cards with cousin Mel...
Netto: *hick* MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
Rockman: Umm.... Netto-kun, aren’t you too young to be drinking?
Netto: Oh right....
Meiru: And since when did you have a cousin named Mel?
Arison: It went with the song. *kills Meiru*
Meiru: x______X
Arison: ^^
It’s not Christmas without Enzan...
Yaito: Enzan? Enzan who?
All the family’s dressed in black...
Roll: Nooooo! My perfect pink outfiiiiit!!!! ;___________; *cries*
Meiru: Does this dress make me look fat?
Arison: Yes. *kills Meiru again*
Meiru: ...X_____X
But we just can’t help but wonder...
Should we open up his gifts, or send them back?
Yatio, Meiru, Dekao and Roll: SEND THEM BACK!!!!!
Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...
Enzan: Alright, now I KNOW we’ve done this before.
Yaito: And?
Meiru: So?
Enzan: .... damn you.
Reindeer: *shrug* ^^ *runs over Enzan again*
Enzan: *sigh* x_______XXX
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa....
Netto: *twitchtwitch* >_____O SANTA IS REAL I TELL YOU!!! REEAAALLL!!!
Rockman: Netto-kun, I think you need helo...
But as for me and Netto, we believe...
Netto: *still walking around with the sign chanting* Santa exists! Santa exists! Santa exists!
Rockman: Netto-kun, I think we need to go see Papa...
Now Dekao’s eating the goose...
Dekao: *eating the goose* *looks up* Who? Me? I’m not eating the goose... no, of course I’m not...
And the pudding made of fig...
Dekao: Mmm..... fig.... I mean... Hey! I am not!
Masa: Goose? Fig?! You should be eating FISH! Kids, get plenty of beef over the holidays!
And the black and white candles...
That would just have matched the hair on Enzan’s wig...
Netto: *pulls Enzan’s hair off* Gasp! It IS fake! I never would have guessed!
I’ve warned all my friends and neighbours...
Better watch out for ourselves...
Netto: I have friends and neighbours besides Meiru, Dekao, Yaito and Tohru?
Better watch out for yourselves! ...
Netto: I’m telling you, a Reindeer killed Enzan!
Yaito: What’s a Reindeer?
They should never give a license...
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves....
Meiru: Wait, don’t we live in Japan? Is there even Christmas in Japan?
Arison: Your point? *kills Meiru again*
Meiru: >___O
Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix....
Enzan: *sigh* Must we do this again?
Everyone: Yes.
Enzan: .______.
Reindeer: *runs over Enzan*
Enzan: x____x
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa....
Netto: Alright, FINE!!! Santa DOESN’T exist!!! Are you happy?!?!?!
Santa: *walks by* Hohohoho! Merry Christmas!
Netto: .... >_____O
But as for me and Netto, we believe...
Netto: *twiddles thumbs*
Rockman: ... O__O
Netto: What?
Rockman: Nothing....
Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...
Enzan: Last time?
Reindeer: Yep.
Enzan: Promise?
Reindeer: Yep. *runs over Enzan*
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa...
Netto: But!! Butbutbutbutbutbut!!! HE JUST WALKED RIGHT BY!!!
Everyone: *blinks* Who?
Netto: .... ;__________________; No one believes me...
But as for me and Netto, we believe...
Rockman: ...SANTA EXISTS!!! HE DOES!
Netto: O___o Rockman? Are you alright?
Sing it, Netto!
Netto: *walks in with a Karioke microphone*
Everyone: O___O!!!
Netto: *starts to sing the lyrics*
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Enzan got run over by a Reindeer...
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...
Enzan: Hey, I thought you said that was the last time!
Reindeer: I lied. *runs over Enzan*
Enzan: X__________________________X I hate you.
You can say there’s no such thing as Santa...
Netto: Santa is real! He is!
But as for me and Netto, we believe...
Netto: I'm not saying it.
Rockman: O___O Netto-kun, are you feeling alright?
Enzan got run over by a Reindeer....
Walking back from the N1 Grand Prix...
You can say there’s no such things as Santa....
But as for me and Netto, we beliiiiiiieeeeeevvveee....!
Everyone: MERRY CHRISTMAS!