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Title: Merry Robots To You

Based On: Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire

By: Erico "The Super Bard" Lawson


E-Tanks bubbling on a festive fire,
Cast by Heat and Fire and Flame,
All of their brothers now gather around,
Feeling something’s not quite the same…

Robot Masters know that something’s changed in all their lives,
But they’ll live on the best they may,
Wily’s gone, gone at last, and with a severed past,
They sing on, waiting for the coming day.
They know his Demon son will soon return,
And when he does this Fortress home will finally burn,
But by then they know they’ll all be packed and gone,
On towards a future where they’ll live in cheerful song…

And so, as embers curl in fading sparks, the robots wander far from view.
On towards a life where they’re free singing on,
“Merry Robots…to you.”