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Title: Forte's Getting Nothing for Christmas

Based On: Nuttin' For Christmas

By: Izumi

chestnut@marron.zzn.com

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I broke my met on Iceman's head;
Somebody bitched at me.
I hid some flint in Bombman's bed;
Somebody bitched at me.
I spilled some oil on Heatman's rug;
I made Topman eat a bug;
Punched that Clownman's ugly mug
Somebody bitched at me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas
Wily is just a little mad
Well, I never got nothin' for Christmas
So why shouldn't I just be bad?

I stomped around on Plantman's plants
somebody bitched at me.
Stole Dr. Cossack's underpants
somebody bitched at me.
I tied a knot in Springman's springs
Tarnished all of Ringman's rings
Cut off both of Shademan's wings
But somebody bitched at me. -_-

Oh, I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas
Wily and Gospel are mad
Hell, I never get nothin' for Christmas
So why shouldn't I just be bad?

I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody bitched at me.
And prob'ly shot on sight because
Somebody bitched at me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'm just bored now, it's far too late;
They've already bitched at me!

So you better hide, whatever you do
You little blue pest, I'm coming after you!
You'll get a faceful of plasma for Christmas. >:D