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Title: Our Christmas Tree Troubles

Based On: O Christmas Tree

By: J.T. Lynn


Verse One
Commander X,
Oh, Zero sir,
It seems we have a problem;

Our Christmas tree
Needs ornaments,
And we just found there are none.

Oh, Axl's search for Christmas lights
Has only gotten him in fights;

The garlands are
A tangled mess,
And Colonel wants to toss 'em.

Verse Two
We've candy canes
And spray-on snow;
It seems we've hit rock bottom.

'Cause don't you know
The mistletoe
Has gone completely rotten.

Now Sigma's here, he's caroling
With Doctor Cain (but they can't sing!)

So... Santa Claus
Can take a hike,
Or Red is gonna stomp 'im!