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Title: A Very Wily Christmas
Based On: Jingle Bells
By: Paul Kleihege
Paul@millcreekvent.com
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Building up my bots
With my new tool set
I got the thing for Christmas
From my favorite Diver Met
The presents were all good
I got just what I need
To build a super weapon
And kill off that big blue dweeb
Oh,
Castle's found
Warning sound
The blue jerk's on his way
He'll bash my door
Down to the floor
And ruin my whole day-ay
Megaman
Killed my plan
And always gets to say
"You're off to jail, Wily
And this time you're there to stay!"
That hero's at my door
With a big old box
Probably a bomb to blow my base
Into a pile of rocks
Send out all my guards
To take him to the dump
But plasma flies and they're all fused
Into a metal lump
Oh,
Castle's found
Warning sound
The blue jerk's on his way
He'll bash my door
Down to the floor
And ruin my whole day-ay
Megaman
Killed my plan
And always gets to say
"You're off to jail, Wily
And this time you're there to stay!"
He's in the hallways now
Calling out my name
Like I'm that dumb to show myself
Well two can play that game
Drop him in a pit
The bottom lined with spikes
But his stupid doggie Rush is here
Now he's flying where he likes
Oh,
Castle's found
Warning sound
The blue jerk's on his way
He'll bash my door
Down to the floor
And ruin my whole day-ay
Megaman
Killed my plan
And always gets to say
"You're off to jail, Wily
And this time you're there to stay!"
Now's he's at my room
The door leads to my lab
My saucer's on the fritz you know
I wish I had a cab
I try to get away
But he's too quick for me
He says it just a Christmas gift
And what harm could there be?
Oh,
Castle's found
Warning sound,
The blue guy's in my lab
He has for me
A present from him
And his dear old da-ad.
Megaman
Had a plan
And to that end he'll say
"Merry Christmas, Wily
I hope you enjoy today!"