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Title: Kiss or be kicked out!

Based On: Jingle Bells

By: Claud

pikaclaud@yahoo.com

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Rockman:
Speeding through the streets
On a pair of awesome skates
Hikari Netto
Was once again real late!

Iceman:
Yaito's Christmas bash
Starts at twelve twenty-five:
The party's gonna be real flash
And have Aki-chan live!

Meiru:
Netto-kun! Netto-kun!
Why late and so rude?
Shouldn't you greet Yaito-chan
Before you scoff the food?!

Netto:
Meiru-chan, Meiru-chan!
Omm omm omm omm omm... *Netto's mouth is full*
Please don't whack me cos you're mad -
Just order some more food!!


Kero:
Enzan also came,
To everyone's delight -
All the girls were there,
To see his pearly whites!

Yaito: I put some mistletoe
Near the Christmas tree,
It'd be great if you-know-who (Enzan)
Was forced to- hehehe!~

Roll:
Rockman! Rockman! (Read as 'Rokuman')
See that mistletoe?
We are standing under it,
You now have to kiss me - mwah! *Kiss*

Gutsman:
Rockman, you lucky guy -
Daijoobu de gutsu? (Are you okay?)
Rockman is on the floor,
Face all red de gutsu...


Aki:
Anata no (Ana-a-ta-a no)
Heart ni install! (Ha-ato ni in-sutoru)
Watashi no (Wata-a-shi-i no)
Heart in install! (Ha-ato ni in-sutooo-ru)

Masa:
Mariko-sensei's here
Guess where she's standing?
The mistletoe is over her
Oh, soon we'll be kissing!

Mariko:
Masa-san! Higure-
Both are rushing here...
Oh my - STOP THAT, NETTO-KUN!
You'll eat too much, I fear!

Higure:
Mariko-sensei - no!
She is gone, demasu...
I have to kiss the fish freak -
OH MY GOD DEMASU!


Dekao:
Netto kissed Meiru-
Yaito-chan, you jerk!
No more mistletoe,
Or I will go berserk!

Enzan: What am I doing here?
The food's okay, I guess -
Why on earth did I agree
To join this third-rate mess?


Netto: Yaito-chan's got Enzan-
Blues: Poor Enzan-sama...
Kero: Mayhem under mistletoe-
Blues: Run away, Enzan-sama!
Meiru: Yaito-chan's kiss from him
Tohru: Was her Christmas wish...
Glyde: Merry Christmas everyone-
Masa: Kids, eat calcium-filled fish!